Ill marry you! BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? And Ive got a plan! Im bringing my mom back! LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! It has u but doesnt have a me. I am utterly alone. Mom? Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! I'm sure Dad will ruin it. Ill do it. AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" Just put me in the game. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) But together, well make him see! BARBARA: You were right. (laughs.). Im Barbara, this is Adam. LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! And he gave me this. Ah! Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. Beetlejuice Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. In the world of the dead? Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. I am also dead. Alright. I am angry! Big beautiful brains. OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. MAXINE: And hell do it! Hiya mom! But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. And Im still here! This is what you get! CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. DELIA: What are you talking about? ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. OH GOD! ), ADAM: Somebody do something! On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. Because I dont think we can. Im going to the Netherworld! We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. Now, we dont have a lot of time. I was in a sweat lodge. All of us! And I like the attic! LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! LYDIA: It could be both. LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. A toast to my father and his all important business! Results may vary. DELIA: But what if its Lydia? Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. Source: www.enca.com. GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. In a haunted house, all alone! BARBARA: We are! LYDIA: Dead Mom? But Lydia, you cant live like this! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. . Were going to change that (rings triangle.) Hes my white whale. Having lost her. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! See ya suckers! You ripe old bastard. Whatd you do!? Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. Oh my god! Thats why youre here. Strangers. I mean, real ghosts? Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. My names not Otho! I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. Home Monologues from Musicals. Live a life of love! Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! Im ready for some people to die. Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. Its like a nursing home for sad cats. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. Welcome to our model home. MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. Let's haunt this bitch! It's like my dad's Ophelia. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! The man next to me is the one I want. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. And we should tell her that! I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). ADAM: So, crazy story. I have a chance to see her again, please! Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. Theyre queens! Well you got what you wanted, Dad. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Of course I might have to get a little mean. ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! OTHO: Please! CHARLES: I see! And you wont even say her name. LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. Wheres your handbook? Dad, theres ghosts here. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! I wish I was dead! I study death, I think like death, I spent a long holiday weekend in a Red Roof Inn with death! BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! Promise me we can talk about her. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Uh, hey! BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. Barbara! Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. Then you will know that I am no longer . You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. It couldve been bad! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. Ive learned a lot. You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. Whos there? So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. Thats what I want too. And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. That never happens. OTHO: So glad that you asked. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Oh you dont have a handbook? Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wildest ghost this side of the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? CHARLES: Except brains. BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! ADAM: Oh! Well, we can take care of that. MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. My guruOtho! And also, I dont model anymore. I guess Ill just go. Wheres Lydia? Boo. New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. You and me, were not that different. The oldest trick in the book. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . Okay, I see what you did there. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. ADAM: Hang on. For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). I have something to say. You need a mother. LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! I can bring your daddy so much pain. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . GET OUTTA MY WAY. Dad theres ghosts! Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! LYDIA: No, it was adorable. LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? CHARLES: Im glad you like it. But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . You died together. JUNO: Report to processing! Can I bring her back? Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. Well, I should probably get going. Why is Ohio so powerful?! IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. LYDIA: What? BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. The ghost-with-the-most comes to the stage in this edgy and irreverent musical comedy based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film. First published Apr 06, 2020. Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. Except for you, Dead Mom. Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? What are you talking about. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . DELIA: Life coaching! "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. And Id like us to be a family. CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! I need to really live, really connect! The two of you need to hire me right now. Mom! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. Not gonna do that. BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. (a beat.) Up the stairs! Your father was trying to hide you from us. ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. ADAM: I know! You know? LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? Stripey Ghost Man? MAXINE: OH STOP! But heres the good news! Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. *attempts to jump again. Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! Lydia: No! Lets get that book open. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! I might have to get a little nasty. Its time for Americas favorite game show! Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. We invisibles have to stick together! BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? DELIA: I dont understand! Theres very good energy in here. Afraid Id marry her? NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! I havent always been such a good mother. Thank you for being here. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. L: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. You are never gonna regret this! Are you all right? Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. The Netherworld. Can I see? BARBARA: I know. CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! I- Im your father. (DELIA screams.) So kinda like this. DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. An infinite abyss of nothing! Wait! DELIA: Charles! CHARLES: Maxie! We cant just stay in the attic! But hes my monster. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. howd you get her to marry you? ADAM: The electoral college! April 25, 2019. A ballad already? BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! Act I 1. LYDIA: Mom?! Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? Maxie Dean loves shrimp! And speaking of, right on time! Couple of five-star reviews. They can never take it away! Take a look at our library of free monologues . I meant to say. Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. I don't know what just happened. And that is exactly how we can beat him. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! So! I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). Hibiscus_Flower. You asked me, I'm answering. CHARLES: What? And now this is what you get. CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! I brought you a pie?! I love old books. Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? You! I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? LYDIA: Hey dad? Here you got a solid plan B option. You are dead? Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. LYDIA: Oh. Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. Youre still breathing arent you? Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. LYDIA: I dont want your help. February 27, 2020 7:07pm. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. BEETLEJUICE: Quick! ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) (goes to kiss him, but gags.). Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! (a beat.) LYDIA: You know what? LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Lift with your back! Use their user talk pages. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. So this is what you get! Got any references? BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) And such a bold departure from the original source material! So, I have an idea. Climb onto something! COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! (a beat.) The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. So mean. And I think Ill take a chance on life! DELIA: AH! Well its a lot bigger on the inside! One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. OTHO: Its Kevin! LYDIA: I dont know how! DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. Dad, no. frowns at the MUSIC. BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! This is all very believable. THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. LYDIA: We made a good team! Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. Beetlejuice! "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . Lydia, you are so weird. (draws door.) Its about love! Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! Then you won't believe how far I'll go. Im sorry its kind of a mess. What if Lydia walks in? 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. Careful Charles! You are dead. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! New neighbors?! BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. Upgrade to PRO CHARLES: Good! With a lovely family inside. ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! LYDIA: Dad came back for me? BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! Im so glad you could make it! AGHHHHHH! Beebleboose! Yes book? Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. This . You know what? Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . INT. About the future. LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? Oo! The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia JUNO: YOU! ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. YES I DO! I had a vision once. I see you. BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . So, Im selling our house. CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. LYDIA: I really like you guys. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! We want to help you! (a beat.) Did I mention that my moms a demon? I just can't deal with Delia. (softly.) LYDIA: What? I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. CHARLES: No, we have to stop. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. I dont wanna die! THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? LYDIA: Were not a family. Ah! ADAM: I have an idea! ADAM: Kill?!??!? Join the StageAgent community So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! We left each other behind. Hold on! BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! And I'm just Hamlet going insane. Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. I accept you. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! This is amazing! ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. To the dead. ADAM: What is that? (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. LYDIA: I dont know. THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. Hey, I get it! LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! I dont know what I did. Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! Im his fifth wife! Let me ask you a question. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . This house is actually pretty interesting. Alone. For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. LYDIA: Really? PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . And the teacher was Wiccan! BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! The man next to me is the one I want. Put er there! LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! YES! From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. DELIA: AHHH! Theyre the real villains of this show. Sayonara. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! Its not a real marriage. No! So. More about Lydia . I'm totally enchanted. Barbara, its like one of our classes! ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. Welcome, welcome, welcome! BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! And its not fair, you know? BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. Someones gonna get killed! Then I guess theres no rush! I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. JUNO: You are the embarrassment. But hey. All you gotta do is say my name. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. BARBARA: I think so! Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. CHARLES: Delia! BEETLEJUICE Finished? My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . Hi there. DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. You saw that monster! And she left us. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. Lets chop off his head. 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